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My dog smells like a public restroom. The thing about that is, I just bathed her. She done ran loose and got in some muck, liken to horse shit, and did a damn good job of foulin' up my air.

I'd love to leave in the hands of my father a clean dog, but unfortunately, that seems to be an impossible arrangement.

Two and a half weeks, sans work. I'll be in Seattle with my baby mama, makin' love and giving as much head as I possibly can. I love it giving girls head, it's sort of a hobby of mine. Gotta say, I'm elated that my first sexual encounter with a hot pregnant lady is just around the bend. Always sort of been interested in the pregnant sex.

And God, damn! Michelle looks more beautiful than ever! There's something infinitely attractive about a girl carrying your child, and I'm sure this is increased by being in love with her, but that maternal glow is one thousand percent exhilarating.

Today was also of importance because it was my first professional haircut. You read that correctly, either myself or my father have always been the ones to buzz my hair. Period. So my hair is on it's way towards growing out. Another three months and I can be getting stoned with Great Danes and calling myself Shaggy.