matthewemilia

so i hate the holidays and here's why...
this time last year...fiance broke up with me and i had to move back to baltimore
last wednesday (thanksgiving)...spent the whole day by myself cause i had no where else to go...
last thursday...car broke down...
last friday...made no tips at the bar...
last saturday...got really drunk and went to a really BAD party where i fell...
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so why did the juice worker get fired from the juice factory?...he couldn't concentrate! get it?
yeah so my name's matthew. i live in charm city aka baltimore...let's hear it for the most dangerous major city in the US.
i'm in a band. i play drums. i draw. i bartend. i throw parties at my apartment. that pretty much sums me up for a first...
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