mattgarvin

DID I FUCK A TIRE? by The Mongoose

Hello folks, this is The Mongoose and Id like to wish everyone who came out to the Flying Zombie Web Comic Release Party a big thank you. Id also like to thank everyone who made sure that I always had a beer in my hand.
However, I would like to give a middle finger to the hobo that constantly kept putting his balls in my other hand. The smell of salt and hate still remain.
Most of the night is a blur to me. Thanks to Facebook, texts, and emails I can remember the night like it was yesterday. I still cant remember how I ended up in bed with Randy Rambos Tire but Monty promised to tell me someday.
The door prizes went over better than I had expected. Half of a Hot Wheels t-shirt and a 80s portable steam cleaner seemed to be appropriate. You should swing by the Flying Zombies facebook page to see the winners of the night.
Thank you all again for allowing me to pass out with a smile on my face and my wallet still on me.
Love ,
The Mongoose

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