So my phone broke... again. Fuck. I hate phones. I hate Alexander Bell... I fucking hate him. I am bringing in a specialist for this motherfucker.
Chuck Norris would strangle Alexander Bell with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris would strangle Alexander Bell with a cordless phone.

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cayleigh:
seriously, you should just give up on cell phones! I think it's Alexander Bell haunting you for the hilarious pics! haha
crimsonpetals:
I lose all phones...every single phone I've had has dissapeared after a drunkend adventure!!!Stupid things...