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mattgarvin

New Orleans

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Monday May 18, 2009

May 18, 2009
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Who-Fuck'n-Ray!

Instead of waiting to the ends of freak'n time, I just decided to upgrade my phone. So, now I have this new phone which looks like the retarded step child of an iPhone and a Blackberry after a night of drinking, hardcore drugs and eating handfuls of paintchips... but I can text now.

P.S. I still think Alexander Bell should be butt rapped but his own invention.

Matt Garvin
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
harlowann:
BAHA You are such a dork. These blogs lately have been cracking me up.

P.s. Thank you for the picture as well. Funny stuff htere.
May 20, 2009
faye:
"throw down" look at you tryin to talk smack
May 20, 2009

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