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mattgarvin

New Orleans

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Sunday May 17, 2009

May 17, 2009
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Raping Alexander Bell

Apparently it will take 5 business days for me to get a new phone. 5 long ass freak'n days for me to get a new phone that I hate... so the phone broke 2 days ago and I won't get it until friday of this week. I just want to point out that it took God to make the world in less fucking time than for me to get a new phone...Fuck! I'll kill you Alexander Bell! I'll fucking kill you!


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dncswthangls:
Ya know, if you're lucky you might be able to reduce that sentence by a few years if you can convince them what makes for GOOD movies. You just have to make sure they like yours first so they actually value your opinion wink
May 17, 2009
brisuscheez:
LOL I love the illustration. smile That made me feel better - I'm sorry to have no similar shots of graduation days dying a similar death. What happened to the phone in the first place and why so long? I feel like 5 business days is so ridiculous!
May 17, 2009

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