Raping Alexander Bell
Apparently it will take 5 business days for me to get a new phone. 5 long ass freak'n days for me to get a new phone that I hate... so the phone broke 2 days ago and I won't get it until friday of this week. I just want to point out that it took God to make the world in less fucking time than for me to get a new phone...Fuck! I'll kill you Alexander Bell! I'll fucking kill you!

Apparently it will take 5 business days for me to get a new phone. 5 long ass freak'n days for me to get a new phone that I hate... so the phone broke 2 days ago and I won't get it until friday of this week. I just want to point out that it took God to make the world in less fucking time than for me to get a new phone...Fuck! I'll kill you Alexander Bell! I'll fucking kill you!

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dncswthangls:
Ya know, if you're lucky you might be able to reduce that sentence by a few years if you can convince them what makes for GOOD movies. You just have to make sure they like yours first so they actually value your opinion 

brisuscheez:
LOL I love the illustration.
That made me feel better - I'm sorry to have no similar shots of graduation days dying a similar death. What happened to the phone in the first place and why so long? I feel like 5 business days is so ridiculous!
