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mattgarvin

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Friday May 15, 2009

May 15, 2009
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Fuck Alexander Graham Bell!!!

I hate my phone. I fucking hate it even more when it brakes. Fuck balls this is annoying. Now I need to get a new one. I hate carrying it on me because I have to put in my pocket. It bulges out and it feels unconfortable. No, I will not get one of those stupid side clips that are reserved for douchbags and assholes. What's worse is when it goes off it is ringing constantly with a song that I have assigned to it eventually making me hate a song that I thought was cool, fuck! Thanks a lot for inventing phones Mr Bell... you dumb fuck.

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sjofn_:
mmmm maybe you should get one of those slim cell phones... but I hate my phone as well... so I understand
May 15, 2009
dncswthangls:
Figured as much.

And my hubby uses a cell clip (he has to have lots of keys too, so wears them on his belt too) but he puts the phone on vibrate so as not to annoy people wink
May 15, 2009

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