Fuck Alexander Graham Bell!!!
I hate my phone. I fucking hate it even more when it brakes. Fuck balls this is annoying. Now I need to get a new one. I hate carrying it on me because I have to put in my pocket. It bulges out and it feels unconfortable. No, I will not get one of those stupid side clips that are reserved for douchbags and assholes. What's worse is when it goes off it is ringing constantly with a song that I have assigned to it eventually making me hate a song that I thought was cool, fuck! Thanks a lot for inventing phones Mr Bell... you dumb fuck.

I hate my phone. I fucking hate it even more when it brakes. Fuck balls this is annoying. Now I need to get a new one. I hate carrying it on me because I have to put in my pocket. It bulges out and it feels unconfortable. No, I will not get one of those stupid side clips that are reserved for douchbags and assholes. What's worse is when it goes off it is ringing constantly with a song that I have assigned to it eventually making me hate a song that I thought was cool, fuck! Thanks a lot for inventing phones Mr Bell... you dumb fuck.

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And my hubby uses a cell clip (he has to have lots of keys too, so wears them on his belt too) but he puts the phone on vibrate so as not to annoy people