mattgarvin

FUCK UPS

Here I am in Sarasota, Florida setting up my equipment for my commercial. Wait a tick... where is all my equipment? Oh thats right... dipshits, oops I mean UPS. They lost all my motherfuck'n equipment! Cocksuckers... all of them. Well that might seem a little cold. How about the assholes of prison rape victoms. There, thats better