i'd like to thank all the people who made my journey home so interesting tonight.
first, thanks to the fire truck that pulled out in front of me, prompting the cross to the other side of 50th, and instead of heading straight home that way, convincing me to go down to 45th and see if a bus might happen by. thank you, brave men and...
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first, thanks to the fire truck that pulled out in front of me, prompting the cross to the other side of 50th, and instead of heading straight home that way, convincing me to go down to 45th and see if a bus might happen by. thank you, brave men and...
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did you enjoy the photos of my hand and eyes?
emmett was waiting ever so patiently for me. ever so patiently. he jumped straight to my lap when i sat down.
so, i wrote this story. it's about playing catch. more than one old girlfriend and i used to go out on sunny days to throw a baseball around. i sent it to a friend...
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emmett was waiting ever so patiently for me. ever so patiently. he jumped straight to my lap when i sat down.
so, i wrote this story. it's about playing catch. more than one old girlfriend and i used to go out on sunny days to throw a baseball around. i sent it to a friend...
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pharaoh:
i've never played catch with a girlfriend. but i am excited about going to Cubs spring training in a few weeks.
/geek.
/geek.
pharaoh:
soon your mailbox will Smile.
i added photos.
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i walked from the bus stop to my apartment tonight at about 9:45pm. the street home is heavy with traffic. but, as i passed the zoo, the cars thinned.
and, for a fw moments, i heard the lion. he wasn't giving a full-throated roar, but a quick series of "hrrrunnng...hrrrrunnngg...hrrrunnnggg"s. then, the cars returned, drowing out the sound.
in the middle...
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i walked from the bus stop to my apartment tonight at about 9:45pm. the street home is heavy with traffic. but, as i passed the zoo, the cars thinned.
and, for a fw moments, i heard the lion. he wasn't giving a full-throated roar, but a quick series of "hrrrunnng...hrrrrunnngg...hrrrunnnggg"s. then, the cars returned, drowing out the sound.
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thephantomvi:
Holy Fuck!!! I checked out that link above....can't believe it. I used to have a few of the tracks on a CD a friend made for me, and I still have my precious copy of Smiley Smile...
So, any more beatific lion experiences out there in the west?
So, any more beatific lion experiences out there in the west?
life turns man up and down.
know what i mean?
know what i mean?
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linz:
i have been turned upside down a few times thats for sure.
do you want me to sign some kind of permission slip so you can dream about me, is that what you're getting at?
do you want me to sign some kind of permission slip so you can dream about me, is that what you're getting at?
clara:
Yes, I do know what you mean. 
so, i've been told it's a cap, not a hat. cap.
so, i have this new cap that i took from "someone".
strange night. sold books at a seminar. a self-help guru seminar. but, a tiny teaser before the two day intensive course, the one that costs.
my favorite little detail: the people had strategically placed full boxes of tissues beneath chairs. and some...
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so, i have this new cap that i took from "someone".
strange night. sold books at a seminar. a self-help guru seminar. but, a tiny teaser before the two day intensive course, the one that costs.
my favorite little detail: the people had strategically placed full boxes of tissues beneath chairs. and some...
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vutek:
i used to like saying "to trigger...a synapse" a gazillion times in a day.
hmm.
maybe this ol' guy is getting a little GBV homesick tonight.
sigh. <--remembers when they were good.
only instead of "synapse" i would say
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hmm.
maybe this ol' guy is getting a little GBV homesick tonight.
sigh. <--remembers when they were good.
only instead of "synapse" i would say
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vixxen_:
I love that you guys can buy booze at 7-11. All I got was gatorade.
i got this hat i really like. if i had a digital camera, i could take a shot of it for you.
and now let's dip into the old "fan mail" bag, shall we? i've been published on internet lit-journal sites here and there, and sometimes i get responses. here's the latest. it's in reference to my most popular piece of writing, Things I would...
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and now let's dip into the old "fan mail" bag, shall we? i've been published on internet lit-journal sites here and there, and sometimes i get responses. here's the latest. it's in reference to my most popular piece of writing, Things I would...
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freckle:
little red headed girls are the best, charlie brown.
tofubot:
not just haircut, stupid haircut
that's a cute cat...
i wish i had that kind of fan mail... i mostly just get hate mail like "how can you think of things like that?" and "you sound like fucking hitler".. stuff like that
tofu "
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that's a cute cat...
i wish i had that kind of fan mail... i mostly just get hate mail like "how can you think of things like that?" and "you sound like fucking hitler".. stuff like that
tofu "
"emmett's got a new thing. when i sit at the computer typing, he sits on top of it and watches. occasionally, he'll lean down and rub his head against mine, nose to nose. and then, back to watching me type. lean, rub, sit back. lean, rub, sit back. stare off for a moment. lean, rub, sit back. paw at cursor.
just for that, i'm putting...
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catdad:
That is cute. It is great when you can experience quality time that way with the kids. Mine haven't been quite as endearing around the computer.
(I'd take Linz up on that offer if I were you.)
(I'd take Linz up on that offer if I were you.)
linz:
you are so right.
this morning when i woke up, i did not think to myself, "today i will see danny devito's butt." i didn't think that at all.
and then, the little red-haired girl and i went to see big fish.
well...there it was.
i love an unexpected surpirse, don't you?
the "date" thinks it was a stunt butt. i think: pure devito.
and then, the little red-haired girl and i went to see big fish.
well...there it was.
i love an unexpected surpirse, don't you?
the "date" thinks it was a stunt butt. i think: pure devito.
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freckle:
yes me too.
it's funny becuae when i was in belfast i could never sleep for fear of raids. but now... it's too peaceful.
it's funny becuae when i was in belfast i could never sleep for fear of raids. but now... it's too peaceful.
freckle:
stunt butt... probably not
when i am inconsolable, i go on squirrel patrol.
catdad:
When I'm inconsolable, I listen to Inconsolable by Jonatha Brooke, because misery loves company. Or if that link doesn't work, I go here and click listen. However, if I'm consolable, I go for the Spot 1019.
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sad continues... 
i'm sorry, i really am. i'm a complete bore, aren't i?
i'm sorry, i really am. i'm a complete bore, aren't i?
pharaoh:
okay. confession time.
anytime that i'm hopelessly depressed i watch City Slickers.
(shhhhhhh..... it'll be our secret)
yup. a billy crystal movie makes me happy every time.
try it.
if you marry Galaxy Quest, can i be the best man?
anytime that i'm hopelessly depressed i watch City Slickers.
(shhhhhhh..... it'll be our secret)
yup. a billy crystal movie makes me happy every time.
try it.
if you marry Galaxy Quest, can i be the best man?
catdad:
You need to listen to some Spot 1019. Unfortunately, they don't have any mp3s to download. If interested and your inbox can accept files of 1mb to 4mb, e-mail me.
the book is written by an autistic boy. some say it's a hoax, but i believe it's true. (i want to believe it's true.)
on another note..i have not seen "let america laugh" but my shoulder makes an appearance in it along with my really drunken friend ben who is performing the "can i have this cahir" skit by himself. they MADE him do it! and supposedly they made him look like a total asshole with the way that they cut it. i hear that they really rip n the fans in this one. if that is true i dont think that is too cool, but i havent seen it yet so i cant say for sure.