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Friday Mar 26, 2004

Mar 26, 2004
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was at work very late last night. the store is across from a movie theater. they were changing the marquee. someone forgot a "k". and so, the movie was "the reconing".

which, as you know, is about a department of transportation crew that accidently puts all the traffic cones in the wrong place and has to do it again.
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thephantomvi:
So exactly how long have you been saving up that little gem of a joke?
Oh, I guess as long as it took for a movie called The Reckoning to be out in the theaters,,,,nevemind,,,,
Hey, do you have your work printed in any form? I'd be interested in reading some...
Mar 26, 2004
pharaoh:
i've been such a lazy shit about reading. i have this huge pile of about 150 DVDs that i haven't watched that magically ended up in my house, so i've been doing nothing but watching movies. i fell asleep to The Stepford Wives last night. i haven't fallen asleep with a book in too long, my friend.

i used to always buy three books in the time it took me to read one, which is good in these sad economic times, cause now i've got a ton of unread books lying around. someday i shall devour them.

have you been to Powell's in portland? i used to work a couple of blocks away. it will drive a book lover into the poor house. please tell me you've been to Powell's. if not, you're seriously missing out.
Mar 27, 2004

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