Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

mattereaterlad2

Member Since 2002

Followers 13 Following 9

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Friday Mar 26, 2004

Mar 26, 2004
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
was at work very late last night. the store is across from a movie theater. they were changing the marquee. someone forgot a "k". and so, the movie was "the reconing".

which, as you know, is about a department of transportation crew that accidently puts all the traffic cones in the wrong place and has to do it again.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
thephantomvi:
So exactly how long have you been saving up that little gem of a joke?
Oh, I guess as long as it took for a movie called The Reckoning to be out in the theaters,,,,nevemind,,,,
Hey, do you have your work printed in any form? I'd be interested in reading some...
Mar 26, 2004
pharaoh:
i've been such a lazy shit about reading. i have this huge pile of about 150 DVDs that i haven't watched that magically ended up in my house, so i've been doing nothing but watching movies. i fell asleep to The Stepford Wives last night. i haven't fallen asleep with a book in too long, my friend.

i used to always buy three books in the time it took me to read one, which is good in these sad economic times, cause now i've got a ton of unread books lying around. someday i shall devour them.

have you been to Powell's in portland? i used to work a couple of blocks away. it will drive a book lover into the poor house. please tell me you've been to Powell's. if not, you're seriously missing out.
Mar 27, 2004

More Blogs

  • 05.26.04
    6

    Wednesday May 26, 2004

    ever wonder about the sound of my voice? wonder no more: two ol…
  • 05.24.04
    2

    Tuesday May 25, 2004

    losing the old fella has caused a number of old photos to resurface. …
  • 05.18.04
    1

    Tuesday May 18, 2004

    oh, all the things i missed out on by being raised as an episcopalian…
  • 05.09.04
    13

    Sunday May 09, 2004

    that's my grandpa. he passed last night. he was 88.
  • 05.04.04
    2

    Tuesday May 04, 2004

    a friend asked me to write a story about portable toilets. i was read…
  • 04.28.04
    6

    Thursday Apr 29, 2004

    23 hours at work in the last two days. i saw arianna huffington u…
  • 04.20.04
    3

    Tuesday Apr 20, 2004

  • 04.18.04
    0

    Sunday Apr 18, 2004

    off to read a couple of my stories in front of people. one's about…
  • 04.15.04
    6

    Thursday Apr 15, 2004

    bennington rejected my application. my grandfather is 88, and need…
  • 04.13.04
    1

    Tuesday Apr 13, 2004

    a local writer, and regular visiter to my book store passed away. i c…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
8
months
27
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,593 SuicideGirls
  • 1,123,960 followers
  • 14,912,794 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,373,207 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo