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...

woke up this morning to find i had become a giant cockroach.

now i have a stupid apple stuck in my thorax.

oy.
earplug6947:
the sopranos has ruined that story for me.
now i'll all "woke up this morning, got a moonbeam, got a moonbeam in my head [woke up this morning]".

this entry: brought to you by dayquil.
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my cat tapped me on the nose to wake me up.
earplug6947:
those sounds could be duplicated!
neon:
i love kitties. i wish i had one to tap me on my nose.
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why, look! there's hay to be hit.

goodnight, legionnaires.
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off to the beach for new years eve.
earplug6947:
hoorah! to my favorite, well-read, soft spoken SG member. watch the mail, of course. biggrin
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doc and i went out to a bar to learn pinochle. sorta got it sussed, but we switched to rummy.
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doc came by the apartment while i was at work. played with my cat. did the laundry. i love my girl.
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hardluck5413:
Sounds like you have a keeper! Big plans for New Years?
hardluck5413:
Ah! Sounds like a blast. Sometimes it is nice to avoid the crowd.
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_time of the preacher_

walking back from a late night library drop off, i heard a lot of amplified yelling coming from a presbyterian church. got closer and realized it was yelling in spanish. spanish language missionary, yelling his sinners in the hands of an angry god. a bass started to rattle the shingles on the roof. an organ started to swell. the preacher got...
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further adventures in house sitting:

doc's third gig is in queen anne. the apartment has two huge picture windows facing lake union. i went over last night, and watched the lights from the traffic, the houses and the boxy gray apartment buildings. a few boats on the lake were decorated with christmas lights, and the cut through the clear reflection of the moon.

around two...
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hardluck5413:
I like it! I just wish I had some dancing shoes! I can't dance to save my life.
hardluck5413:
Merry Christmas to you! I hope that you and Doc have a great Christmas together. Bye for now my good man.
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what i learned at work yesterday:

if you shelve while wearing a hand puppet, customers are much less likely to ask you questions. especially if you consult the hand puppet often for alphabetizing advice.

go forth and do likewise.
hardluck5413:
You know what? I think I'm gonna try that at work. Maybe that way I'll quit having to do shitty ass copy jobs. If your crazy, nobody wants any part of you, right?
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went out to the mogolian grill for my friend's birthday dinner. 20.02 and he turned 33. brought a copy of "the giant jam sandwich" for him.

got to see the godson, too. asked him about his letter to santa. "i just sent hi my list."

"no asking about mrs. claus? or the reindeer? or the elves?"

"no, just the list."

all business, that kid.
earplug6947:
i found my rare and unreleased GBV collection. prepare for so much GBV...that you will have to clean out the spare room...

p.s. i like that you communicate in clearly written words.
hardluck5413:
I put elves on my list this year. I want them to do my yard work. I always see them in other peoples gardens and I thought to myself, "Gee some yard working elves sure would be nice to have around."
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i will now go out for mongolian food. you cannot stop me. i am too far away.