walking back from a late night library drop off, i heard a lot of amplified yelling coming from a presbyterian church. got closer and realized it was yelling in spanish. spanish language missionary, yelling his sinners in the hands of an angry god. a bass started to rattle the shingles on the roof. an organ started to swell. the preacher got... Read More
doc's third gig is in queen anne. the apartment has two huge picture windows facing lake union. i went over last night, and watched the lights from the traffic, the houses and the boxy gray apartment buildings. a few boats on the lake were decorated with christmas lights, and the cut through the clear reflection of the moon.
if you shelve while wearing a hand puppet, customers are much less likely to ask you questions. especially if you consult the hand puppet often for alphabetizing advice.
You know what? I think I'm gonna try that at work. Maybe that way I'll quit having to do shitty ass copy jobs. If your crazy, nobody wants any part of you, right?
I put elves on my list this year. I want them to do my yard work. I always see them in other peoples gardens and I thought to myself, "Gee some yard working elves sure would be nice to have around."
now i'll all "woke up this morning, got a moonbeam, got a moonbeam in my head [woke up this morning]".
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