mattasfuck

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if i was a bird i'd be a kiwi cuz they're the shit.

iwant to start a gospel rap alterna space rock band. all interested should inquire within.

i want to know why we have tonsils. they seem like the pussiest organ in the body. i bet a gall bladder could even kick their ass. they probably get made fun of all the time by that little hangy ball in your throat.

could you float in a swimming pool of jello? if i sank i'd eat my way out. unless it was green jello. that shit sucks.


and i don't know what the fuck happened to my picture, someone should come over and fix it.