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matt_uk

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Wednesday Jul 05, 2006

Jul 4, 2006
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Well i just had to get on and tell you all about what happened to me last night. Somehow a wild bear mannaged to break into my house and attacked me. I mannaged to wrestle him to the ground and then threw him out.........

Oh ok, thats not what happened at all. You see its like this, a great new friend of mine gave me the long lost recipie for skittles vodka (9 days left by the way) so i decided to give it a go. biggrin for some reason i then came up with the idea of having a sober night in. Now i have had many drunken nights out and in but i have never come to any harm, unfortunatly last night was different. blush

I mannaged in my sober state to fall UP yes thats right UP the stairs, im not sure how i mannaged to do it but i did. I split my toe open underneath and hit my head on my stylish wooded stairs, so i now have a big sexy lump on my head a split toe and i feel like an idiot. frown

I have however learnt my lesson, never stay in sober on your own. smile
VIEW 25 of 25 COMMENTS
nicolajane:
i will just just continue digging my grave as usual haha biggrin xxx
miao!!
Jul 6, 2006
ragirocks79:
yeah i know! they are like 1.10 a pop but totally worth the 300 calories
Jul 7, 2006

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