It's seemingly impossible for me to do a full 5 days of work at the moment. But it's mostly not my fault. Like today, when the alarm failed to go off and the bus failed to arrive. See, I could have walked it. But at the end of the day taking a day off expends much less energy, and I believe in conservation of the small amount of energy we have left. It's a kindness to the environment, really.
I was going to go out to Manchester tonight, but various factors conspired against me. So instead I may go into Blackpool for the usual Friday night of bitter self-recrimination and misanthropy towards the various excuses for humanity I see at my local. I do have friends here, but they either don't go to the club or are away pursuing an active, healthy life of development and growth.
Apart from these individuals, Blackpool has three kinds of people - wankers, losers and wanking losers. Excluding me, of course. I fall into a fourth category of wankerish losing wanker. But, and this is very important, I have green hair. They do not.
What separates you from the common herd? Speak!
I was going to go out to Manchester tonight, but various factors conspired against me. So instead I may go into Blackpool for the usual Friday night of bitter self-recrimination and misanthropy towards the various excuses for humanity I see at my local. I do have friends here, but they either don't go to the club or are away pursuing an active, healthy life of development and growth.
Apart from these individuals, Blackpool has three kinds of people - wankers, losers and wanking losers. Excluding me, of course. I fall into a fourth category of wankerish losing wanker. But, and this is very important, I have green hair. They do not.
What separates you from the common herd? Speak!
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Hope you have a less atrocious than anticipated weekend dude.
What separates me from the common herd? A restraining order, usually.
Your Subconscious Says: "Go to Jillies. Jillies needs more green hair."