So, i've been calling and mailing the landlord for weeks now and he doesn't get back to me about animal policies on my block.
He clearly ignores all my attempts, so, in my raging cynicism, i came to think: why do i have to get a permit to live with a dog, but could easily (well, not so easily, but you know) give birth to a child and not have to worry about landlords or policies afterwards?
Children might actually be a lot louder than dogs, smear the walls with their poop or paint the carpet with their sharpies (at least those were some of my hobbies when i was a kiddo). Isn't it unfair to make such a difference when it comes to living beings? VEGANS, RAGE WITH ME!!
...If i don't get any news from the landlord till next week, i'll just pick up my brothers' kids and let them destroy the whole apartment, HA!
//irony off; I JUST WANT PUPPIES, DUH!!!!
here's a cute picture of me and my favorite NYC homeboy:
