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Wednesday Aug 03, 2005

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What happened to the midget when he ran between the womans legs? He got a clit roung the ear and a flap on the face.
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fatkris:
There are no Evans Cycles near me at all, live out in the middle of, well the country, the nearest place i've got is Leisure Lakes in Wolverhampton, a few small bike shops near by, but nothing offering jobs, but check out my local shops site:
www.swinnertoncycles.co.uk
and check out www.chasetrails.co.uk
either way i gotta get off my boss isn't particularly happy with the fact i have tattooed lasses al over my screen, Peace out! ARRR!!!
Aug 9, 2005
saruzen:
Sorry but the gixxer went, obviously in better condition than I thought he was very keen. If I hear of anything I`ll let you know. Happy trails ooo aaa
Aug 9, 2005

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