matmenoney

I'd like to say I was a writer with too vivid an imagination to be left alone by themselves. But the truth is I'm a 'film-maker' who doesn't really want to call himself that... Saying you are a Director, when all you make are music videos and commercials, is a bit like saying you're an actor, yet you've only been in porn movies... All are nobel proffessions, but lets not kid ourselves here...

Though thinking about it, why are porn films so fucking shite... Why can't they make a movie about sex (oooh how naughty) with lots of sex in it that is also a watchable film? Am i missing the point? Should sex not stimulate your mind as much as your loins?...

Answers on a postcard to the fake film maker...