So I got a big screening of my short film tomorrow at the west end... fucking yay...
but here's the thing...
I hate talking about myself on a speaker system to a couple hundred people... it's just so wank... so why the fuck am i doing a Q&A on the film...
The films like 14 minuites long.... whats to ask...?
Clearly I'm stage struck nervous and i'd rather be skinning my nuts with a rusty flick knife than taking compliments in public.
The fact that I've employed two stand up comedians in the crowd to denounce the film says i must have a mild issue when in comes to praise...
Perhaps i should also bring some rotten vegetables and ask folk to throw em at me old school style...
Or maybe i should go see a shrink and they can tell me that my mum never loved me... (whatever dude...)
Either way I think i should just get shit faced and pull an Ollie Reed.
Sorted.
but here's the thing...
I hate talking about myself on a speaker system to a couple hundred people... it's just so wank... so why the fuck am i doing a Q&A on the film...
The films like 14 minuites long.... whats to ask...?
Clearly I'm stage struck nervous and i'd rather be skinning my nuts with a rusty flick knife than taking compliments in public.
The fact that I've employed two stand up comedians in the crowd to denounce the film says i must have a mild issue when in comes to praise...
Perhaps i should also bring some rotten vegetables and ask folk to throw em at me old school style...
Or maybe i should go see a shrink and they can tell me that my mum never loved me... (whatever dude...)
Either way I think i should just get shit faced and pull an Ollie Reed.
Sorted.
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I've already read invisible monsters and must say I enjoyed it a lot ♥