matmenoney

I'm thinking of changing my Bush... but maybe just so I can get off on the schoolboy pun just one last time....

I'm thinking about trading in my half-baked attempt at integrity for a brand new career of loads-a-money corporate wank...

But most of all I'm thinking about loading an elephant gun full of viagra and blasting the fuck out any suit-wearing cunt-fuck-whore who dares to wield God-like power from their imitation ivory tower - like they know anything about what the 'public' wanna see... I'll stamp down so hard on their scaly necks that their spineless torsos will fold forward and they will be impaled upon their own artificially induced erections... you wanna be a bunch of cocksuckers, I'll turn your Knightsbridge asses into a turner prize-winning installation called COCKSUCKERS-WERE-ERE... and i'll use the money to make a commercial film that I can retire on...

call yourselves businessmen... just coz you wear a two-hundred pound tie don't make you anything other than a fuckwit who has no idea about the value of anything, let alone the cost of pissing me off...

Fucking public school bummer boys...