matmenoney

We have the technology, we can rebuild him...

...and with any luck I'll be the 100 million dollar man before the week is out... though i doubt it... the lottery, or the stupid tax, as it is known - can aparently only be won if you play it... So do i buy a ticket, or do i resign myself to the moral highground of denouncing a competition based on luck that gives false-hope to those too uneducated to realise that buying two tickets hardly increases your chances of winning a jackpot that has been conned out of the pockets of poor folk like yourselves... deep breath... of course i do, coz i'm stupid too, and can pretend to be one of people when i loose...

...sadly though, even 100 million quid aint gonna rebuild things like a broken heart... then again, perhaps it will buy me a full on bionic replacement that can chew though relationships without so much as a scar...

Maybe I'll buy two tickets after all...

And one of those bionic eyes if i have any spare change.... they were cool. A zoom facility and no need for contacts...

The 100 million dollar man... a remake with inflation...