matmenoney

Aparently my script is too angry...

And my protagonist too fucking unlikable...

I'm sorry, I thought the fucking point was to write a script about a fucked up cunt who hated the shrink-wrapped world he lived so much that he goes nuts. Then has to have a big showdown with his nuts to decide if he is just gonna be bad or good? Failing miserably to be the latter...

But aparently no-one wants to see a film that's dark. And no-one wants to see a film where they can't 'empathise' with the main character.

Oh how i laughed. Then I stuck a fork in their worthy forhead, and pointed out I was having trouble 'empathising' with their self important, up-it's-arse vitriol.

Following up the moment by asking them if they wanted fries with that. And pulling a world-class McCheeesy grin.

It was pure performance art fused with entertainment. High brow and high concept working seamlessly together. Just like I like it...