mathematics

today i met a cute girl at work. i initially went up to her 'cause she had some green pants with a bunch of band names on it. i wanted to check them out. from there we got into a good conversation and i ended up with her digits. i'm excited. i really want to get to know her better. yeah, yeah, enough about that though. don't wanna get all corny.

thursday i went to open mic like i had plan. i took a good look around and for the first time i realized how odd some people are. it's kinda funny to me. first, there was this lonely guy in the corner of the cafe. the whole time he was shaving with a disposable Bic shaver. he looked shaved to me, but he just kept shaving. then there was this other guy, who i've seen before but never realized this, with high water pants(or whatever they're called) who walked like he's constipated and had the face to match. oh, and this one guy who kept walking in and out talking to himself "word, what up, yeah. what you scurred? heh, heh, fo shizzle my nizzle..." and he would throw punches like he was Rocky in training. i can go on, but i'll stop there. i just think it's funny.

would you rather:

a)have your eyes and boobies switch places...

or

b)your nose and your private?
(pretend you were a guy for b)