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Monday Jun 13, 2005

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OK, this joke is offered as an aoplogy for the last one...Its marginally funnier.


A dog walks into the Job Centre and asks the man at the counter if they have any vacancies. The man is stunned. Youre a talking dog! he cries. What a wonderful talent you have. Im sure we can find work for you no problem. At this the dog becomes agitated. Look, he says. Dont mess me about. Have you got any jobs or not? Okay, says the man. Just sit tight. Ill make a call and Ill have you working in no time. With that the man phones Billy Smarts Circus. Ive got a talking dog here, the man says to Billy. Can I send him down to you? Billy is ecstatic. All my life Ive been looking for a talking dog, he says. You get him down here tomorrow morning and he can name his wage. The dogs still wary. What will I be doing for Mr Smart? he asks. The man is puzzled. I imagine youll be the Talking Dog in the circus, he says. Oh, thats no good to me, mate, the dog says. Im a plumber.

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