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Today, the Postal Service has angered me.

Not long ago, I was sent a package. This package was a gift. It contains a pen, a catalogue, and a few small notebooks.. Pretty simple stuff, no? It's marked as a gift, too. And that it is; there was no money involved in the exchange. And yes, it seems that ParcelFuckwits have decided to be...
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What an idiotic entry. Ignore, please.

PERFECT TEN.

One day, I'll learn. One day, I'll remember to update more than once every few months. I suppose most of my rubbish ends up on my domain as it's easier to manage there, but that's no good if people read my SG Journal (as if...)

Jesus. October 2003 to September 2005. Just shy of two years, or 24 months. And ten entries. Hahah!...
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Oh... I like my oceans equatorial, ooooh, ahooooh!
Where the water's warm, and the breeze less boreal, ooooh, ahooooh!

OK, I lied. I didn't kill anyone. But I have have contributed to his scag1-fuled demise. Here's the story...

In October, my 12" PowerBook went in to the shop for a cosmetic issue. Due to the fuck-wits at Apple's Holland base (who have now gone under, yay!) my PowerBook came back with faults still. Apple and I played computer tag for the next few months,...
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angry catnip rubber whore Halloween lumphumper fucknicker
inbred upcoming bellybutton gangbang COCKCHOMPER ASSBONER
growth-pinching insomniac intentional TESTICULAR DEGLOVING
ANALBLEED roadkill-eating ass-defiling broken trophy winner
anal struggle projectile menstruation painting ball biter.
infuriating Jews in space pimple masterlicker bloodgulper
sematic interior hemorrhaging symptom facebreak SKULLFUCK
unintended ruinous wrong love abdominal crampshit side effects
stool-hopping cumface rim job dirty output consumption
unanticipated self-inflicted Health Outcomes Survey DICKSTAKE...
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Two eggs, easy over, whole-meal toast, thinly spread with Marmite. Bowel of muesli, semi skim milk, and a glass of orange juice with the bits in.

mmmm. breakfast! That and Radio 3 and I'm ready for the day!

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This has got to be the most civilized breakfast I've had since.... well, a fuck of a long time anyway. And that isn't a usual breakfast....
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Urgh.

For some unknown reason, my body is saying sleep. But it's only 9pm. What to do?!

Sweet Jesus it's been a while since I updated this thing. In the last what, 15 months, I've had a new relationship, a breakup, a breakdown, a possible heart attack, made new friends, lost old ones to the grave, and I've still not learnt to shave more than once a week.

So, yeah, I'm back Not that anyone ever missed me...

Oh. Shit.

I've just recieved a nasty letter from the bank - it seems I've overdrawn.

I've not been paid this month...



/me runs off to the university to find out where his pay check is

In other news, I got my David Devant single I was after, so its not all bad I guess...

uurghh.

well, after about five months of living in a converted mill, my housemates have left me no choice but to burn the place to the ground.

I like to cook, I love to cook, and I don't mind spending money on good food. What I don't like is when people eat the stuff I buy and don't replace it, or replace it with a...
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It's half seven in the morning, it's cold and dark out- after an all-nighter working to get a project done for this morning, its as if a wieght has been taken from my shoulders.

I just climbed out of the bath, my housemates shouting as I was in the tub too long, my eyes are bloodshot, and the cold cold air or my room has...
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