I normally kinda like Rube Goldberg machines, but this one I though was TOO. FUCKING. COOL. Wonder why, eh? Enjoy!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b1f_1178748987&p=1
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b1f_1178748987&p=1
My first event of the year was absolutely FULL of highlights, so if I don't blog them there's something terribly wrong with me... So here goes:
Hope you have time, this will be a long one.
Friday:
We get to the site, and begin setting up. I'm not there even three hours when some drunk, belligerent fuck tries to pick a fight. He calls me...
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Hope you have time, this will be a long one.
Friday:
We get to the site, and begin setting up. I'm not there even three hours when some drunk, belligerent fuck tries to pick a fight. He calls me...
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ta2dmom:
I'm still going to congratulate you on the positive tests. 
It sounds like you had a spectacular weekend. Did you get to spend some time with your son?
You have a seriously interesting life.
I'm so boring
.
xoxo
It sounds like you had a spectacular weekend. Did you get to spend some time with your son?
You have a seriously interesting life.
I'm so boring
.
xoxo
masterfrederick:
I didn't spend any time with him, for personal reasons. There is a lot of bad blood between me and his mother, and I don't want to risk unfairly putting it on his shoulders.
Having another practice tonight, this time with more people. Illyanna will be there, so I can hand her off the gear. I need to do this to travel lightly enough to fit into someone else's travel plans. Vlad, the best man at my wedding, will be in charge of delivering me to the event. Brewmaster will be there, so I can ask if he's got...
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ta2dmom:
Are those the new wings you just made?
I hope you enjoy your practice.
xoxo
I hope you enjoy your practice.
xoxo
masterfrederick:
Yep, those are Pixie's new wings!
So here t is, the sneak preview video of the new fire wings i made for Pixie:
And another highlight from last night's practice, me messing myself up! It looks worse than it really was, and you'll see I more than made up for it::
And another highlight from last night's practice, me messing myself up! It looks worse than it really was, and you'll see I more than made up for it::
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motherchaos:
I was a fire fighter for about ten years, doing mostly the medical side of things...but I do have a strong respect for fire. I also have a love of it though...nothing makes me happier than a campfire 
So, just how much hair did you lose? Hopefully you weren't hurt too bad... Your routine is quite impressive, without the added fire
Pixie's wings are incredible...I really like how they look as she moves....
So, just how much hair did you lose?
Hopefully you weren't hurt too bad... Your routine is quite impressive, without the added fire
Pixie's wings are incredible...I really like how they look as she moves....
masterfrederick:
I just lost the wisps that stick out normally when I tie it back into a ponytail, really.
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ladycakes:
That's really awesome. I have to go to Oregon sometime.
masterfrederick:
I'll get on the task of pulling the practice video, so I can put it up!
Recently (before my last rant) I did a bit of modelling for a website, www.dresslikeapirate.com . My pictures can be found here:
http://www.dresslikeapirate.com/scart/product_info.php?cPath=21&products_id=264
http://www.dresslikeapirate.com/scart/product_info.php?cPath=36&products_id=101
My overall opinion of the site: decent garb, decent selection, and they have some replica guns I hadn't seen before. The owner, Shayna, is pretty accomodating if you want a certain look, and can help you find it if it's at...
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http://www.dresslikeapirate.com/scart/product_info.php?cPath=21&products_id=264
http://www.dresslikeapirate.com/scart/product_info.php?cPath=36&products_id=101
My overall opinion of the site: decent garb, decent selection, and they have some replica guns I hadn't seen before. The owner, Shayna, is pretty accomodating if you want a certain look, and can help you find it if it's at...
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ta2dmom:
Either way you're a damn SEXY pirate. And those leather pieces are fantastic. You'll look great for the wedding. When is it? Is it coming up soon?
xoxo
xoxo
masterfrederick:
The wedding is June 23rd, and yes, the buttons have a design on them. They have a cross in the middle of each one. I tried to get knotwork ones, but they are no longer stocked by the shop I get my supplies from.
I am a pirate. Have been since before Johnny Depp. Since before it was the cool thing to be. Not as long as the Castillean Fleet, but longer than most these days. Been one since before it was cool. And now, in the days leading up to the latest "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie, I find myself thinking: I am so fucking sick of pirates!...
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jeseryn:
Men in kilts are fucking hot.. and you're no exception
tosslink:
HA! Well said! WELL SPOKEN! SCA suffers from BURNOUT just as ANY large gathering of Personalities DOES! Funtime has a tendancy to move towards... IDIOCY! The real FUN is when you have REALLY IMAGINATIVE folks getting together so that they may shed the skins of their NORMAL life and experiment a bit with fantasy. Most poeple just don't GET that... It seems to me , that you DO! Well met Sir!
Well here goes nothing: I added some of my adult fire performance pictures to my photos, let me know what you think...
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motherchaos:
I second everyone above....Awesome incredible pictures... and not just for the body I have always been impressed by fire-dancers and it would be truly neat to see your performance. I just watched the video of Erika that you posted in an earlier entry...she is very impressive too... Wow 
I have always been impressed by fire-dancers and it would be truly neat to see your performance. I just watched the video of Erika that you posted in an earlier entry...she is very impressive too... Wow 
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ambersaurus:
i saw this on cuteoverload.com and thought of you.
i saw this on cuteoverload.com and thought of you.
motherchaos:
I have a nine year old daughter who loves the frilliest and girly type dresses, and then will promptly climb a tree in them She does TaekwonDo and a tough one...she gives her older brothers a run for their money
She'd have a fit if I was to buy her pink sport stuff.... Her Sensei uses a hideous florescent pink belt as a loaner for anyone who forgot their belt...needless to say, they only screw that up once
She does TaekwonDo and a tough one...she gives her older brothers a run for their money
She'd have a fit if I was to buy her pink sport stuff.... Her Sensei uses a hideous florescent pink belt as a loaner for anyone who forgot their belt...needless to say, they only screw that up once
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ambersaurus:
you should hunt them down and punch them with pirate fury ^_^
masterfrederick:
Wouldn't be worth it. The guy's a waste of skin, and so are his two cockhounds. They have been trying to get others to take up sides against me, which is funny. No one likes them anyhow, and they all point to the same thing: These three say I'm the drama queen in this incident, but the guy is the one between us who's dedicated an entire Blog to whining about me.
I feel tired, sore (the list of where it doesn't hurt is shorter than the list of where it does), exhausted, and terrific. I went out to the Portland Firejam last night for the first time in six or more months, and played with fire for the first time in about a month... Turned out to be just the shot in the arm I needed....
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phoenixgirl:
What is the reason you want to stop, why stop at all if your good and it makes you happy?
masterfrederick:
Well, it wasn't that I WANTED to stop, it was more a question of wheter or mot I wanted to keep doing it. I stop pretty much every winter. It was a dilemma to me this year to come back from the winter break or ust retire. The attitude that's been popping up around here as pertains to fire performance is one of rampant prima donnas, vanity and egotism. I was mostly of a mind to question whether or not I want to deal with those kinds of people.
Amazon.com is selling a book written by an admitted pedophile, full of poetry and haikus ABOUT pedophilia. I am part of a boycott against them and their business. Here's the link you need for the info about the creep author: http://absolutezerounited.blogspot.com/2007/02/hes-rake.html
If you need proof that they are in fact selling this work of obscenity, look here: http://www.amazon.com/Viamund-Boy-Love-Vampyre-Says-Poetry/dp/0595409997/sr=8-1/qid=1171390225/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/103-06259 82-2555062?ie=UTF8&s=books
Help protect the children!!! Cross post...
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If you need proof that they are in fact selling this work of obscenity, look here: http://www.amazon.com/Viamund-Boy-Love-Vampyre-Says-Poetry/dp/0595409997/sr=8-1/qid=1171390225/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/103-06259 82-2555062?ie=UTF8&s=books
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ta2dmom:
You know what, my pirate friend? I want to thank you for posting this all over the place. You'll hear over and over about free speech blahblahblah but I, for one, am so glad you brought this to my attention. My guess is the people who think it's ridiculous of you to post it are not parents or just don't have any sort of attachment to children. Even if I wasn't a mother, I would be offended by this. And, I'm offended by this because it's disgusting and it's exploiting the children that man has defiled even further.
Thanks for bringing it to everyone's attention even if they don't "get it"
xoxo
Thanks for bringing it to everyone's attention even if they don't "get it"
xoxo
pajamamama:
Hello my sexy pirate friend. I just wanted to come by and say I hope you have a wondeful weekend whatever you may be doing. The weather here sucks. 
I want spring to be here I am so done with winter.
The weather here sucks. I want spring to be here I am so done with winter.
xoxo