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mastercraftsman

a military brat (moved a lot)

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Monday Dec 04, 2006

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Somehow this weekend my dick got nicknamed "Lightsaber."
This is very cool. I mean, it COULD have been something much limper, but equally colorful, like say, "Gummyworm." biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin sorry biggrin inside joke biggrin biggrin
So this is uber cool now (German thing) because I can get to use the FORCE. So for years I searched for the light, and kept missing....



Oh and then there's a DARK SIDE... wink Oh yeah you need to stand back baby and behold....



So life is GOOD. I'm busy building some outdoor deck furniture. I wonder what THAT could be used for....

Absinthe party maybe. whatever
I've definately decided on a new tattoo after a lifetime of reflection. Photos soon. wink
Be good now Santa's coming mad
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nora:
it was great to FINALLY talk to you last night <3
Dec 10, 2006
munke:
so who named it?

tongue

Did you go to the b-day party for that awsome zotted member?

i was up until 5:30am working on our system... blackeyed
Dec 10, 2006

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