mastercraftsman

Friend of mine today told me I never learn. I was telling him how I almost got kicked off this site for being "rascist." He first told me most people on here probably don't know shit, then reminded me of a bout between us three years ago. We were in Bar Charlotte and he was checking out this babe. I told him to not even think about it he wouldn't know what to do with that. He said "Buuuullll SHEEEET!" and I said "You KNOW you ain't any good in the sack you don't even like to go down!" Then he blurted "Fuck YOU the one ain't no good in the sack 'cause your dick is SMALL..." Laughter ensued behind me as a crowd of frat boy types overheard. Truthfully I had totally forgotten HIS rendition of the evening though. The girl in question lived with me for two years after that....