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mastercraftsman

a military brat (moved a lot)

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Tuesday Dec 06, 2005

Dec 6, 2005
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Friend of mine today told me I never learn. I was telling him how I almost got kicked off this site for being "rascist." He first told me most people on here probably don't know shit, then reminded me of a bout between us three years ago. We were in Bar Charlotte and he was checking out this babe. I told him to not even think about it he wouldn't know what to do with that. He said "Buuuullll SHEEEET!" and I said "You KNOW you ain't any good in the sack you don't even like to go down!" Then he blurted "Fuck YOU the one ain't no good in the sack 'cause your dick is SMALL..." Laughter ensued behind me as a crowd of frat boy types overheard. Truthfully I had totally forgotten HIS rendition of the evening though. The girl in question lived with me for two years after that....
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little_mascara:
Hey crafty! If I get famous, I'm bringin' y'all with me, k??You're sweet... Now, are you out causing trouble somewhere on this site?Hmmm? Or are you behaving? I saw some shit stirring a little while back and was like "here we go" Don't make me come down there!!
Dec 7, 2005
little_mascara:
Thanx for the ideas. I want to use ripitup! It describes me so well! We'll see.....I'm spinning tonight so I gotta get my shit together. Have a good one!
Dec 8, 2005

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