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had my five year reunion for high school friday night - was a fuckin blast. well, its also a bit of a blur, but loads of fun. talked to people for forty minutes that i had never talked to before. funny how that works out.

SGNY party last night... far too much spanking went on, i think. that paddle fuckin hurts! (translation: more, please)
confused
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nestor:
you're a perv too.
freyja__:
you're only 66" tall?
geez.. that's like.. almost as short as me.
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tonight i'm off to a pimp n' ho party. why is it that i never have enough pimp-wear when i need it?

Ma' bitch betta' have ma' money,
through rain, sleet or snow,
ma' hoe betta' have my cash,
cause if she dont,
i'm gonna stick ma' foot,
right in her ass
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lorelei:
yeah, it was a lot like that actually! except that i was naked, there were no senior citizens, and no rice cakes. just some guys drawing me. but i did have pancakes with maple syrup the next day!
stacie:
is there ever enough pimp wear?
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been away for a few days and came back to find lots of nice new features. as well as 8 friend requests - you guys rock. its nice that us lowly members can be friends with girls now wink

i drove about 1,500 miles this weekend. i'm tired. i'm going to nap.
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aries:
e-mail me your home address... I want to order some things on line and have them sent to your house, If thats ok. theres things i need while im there, that i dont want to lug around. you know (dildos and such) hey, are we still taking pics? I feel like im getting fat!
aries:
just kidding... i want to order shoes not dildos but youll have to show me that store anyways.smile
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i got my haircut by the hot haircutting girl. she's so hot. we didnt make out in the back... next time. yep. next time.
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aries:
your funny dude! Besides, im the Hottest haircutting girl. biggrin
bukkakegod:
hes just trying to look like Dave Grohl in that picture, he just wants to be cool.

its not foolin nobody! give it up!

oh, and for some reason, there was an SG party in the city, and SkyDork didnt even show up? and there were SG's there even....!?!?!

that does not make sense. why would a seven foot wookie live on the planet endor with a bunch of three foot tall ewoks? that does not make sense. and if that does not make sense, you must aquit!
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am i actually watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy? hmmm... i am. i wanted to go on the show so they'd buy me all new furniture, but someone told me that i'm too gay already. oh well.

this really is pretty funny stuff though.
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thatzac:
yeah queer eye. tomorrows episode is the second dude in nj that lives like less than 20 min away from my house. there was an article in the paper about him today.
i saw the first guy at the supermarket. he has gone back to his old ways. i totally want to be on that show.
you fag.

reprazent.
xxhazmatxx:
kiss
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damn it - go figure - i go out for one night of karaoke and hanson is bouncing around my head singing Mmmbop the the next three days. fuck.
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wugglyump:
bwah hah hah!
pihka:
NO, Im changing NO MORE light bulbs any more. Its over. I quit. wink

Ooooh yeah, Im here, sticking to SG like feathers to tar, even though my life is trying to lead me astray at times---
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i got the single most insulting email ever today. so cheers to that. which prompted me to go out for drinks with 10 people i'd never met before. and i'm really glad i did, because they were all really nice people. i also really dont take advantage of living in NYC - not nearly enough. half the time i'm out its just for business. the...
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evillyn:
If you leave, I'm gonna start sending you an insulting email every single day.
stacie:
dood. one insulting email. Fuck em! For reals. I mean, you never would have met me if it were not for here.. I mean, shit, im like your postcard buddy or something!


Edited to say, you even have one of my prop postcards, which one day will make all sorts of sense to you!

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karaoke last night - sooooo much fun! tell me something though - why do no karaoke bars have any songs by Hot Chocolate??? i did sing a good deal of bon jovi, the clash, billy idol, joan jett, ramones... and a little hanson. oh yeah, and i did a little "bust a move" by the great Young MC. ...and why, oh why, did i forget...
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throatneedle:
Did they have The Police - Cant Stand Losing You?
Thats my fucking SONG man!
madigan:
Due to a certain former requirement to sarcrafice my Friday nights to drunken fools who couldn't carry a tune, I can safely say I H-A-T-E karaoke.

Honestly though, the fact that they didn't have I Touch Myself is blasphemy..
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going out tonight for a little karaoke... any suggestions on songs to sing?
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maddy:
joan jett - i love rock and roll
rawdon:
no suggestions here, but i will say... RIGHT ON with the national geographic. objectivity for the facts and subjectivity with the art and beauty.
best of luck
sincerely yours
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