marymary

Christmas Eve is actually one of my favorite days of the year. I'll be heading out to my parents house on Long Island in a few hours for dinner and the ceremonial decorating of the tree. Hanging out with the family has gotten progressively more fun over the last couple years, and its usually at its peak during tree decorating. My older brother even comes, who normally bitches about having to come to family functions. By the time we get into the actual decorating of the tree, we've all had a good couple drinks and are pretty giddy. We have enough ornaments to fill six trees, but somehow we cram them all in there. I'll tell you there's gonna be at least a few jokes about sticking the tree up the angel's ass; about how our angel is going bald because its hair is falling out; about how we're missing the dwarf (of the seven dwarfs) called Slutty. My grandma is hilarious, and I love her dearly... and its always fun when grandma has had a little too much to drink and makes jokes that my mom doesnt approve of.

There'll be the dogs... my parents two dogs and my little dog... who will all be running around covered in more ornaments than they can even carry.

Usually after the decorating of the tree, I head over to my exgirlfriend's house. Ex ex girlfriend... my first one.. from when i was in high school. Which is always fun. Though i haven't seen her family since i got drunk at her graduation party and accidentally said "tit fuck" in front of her dad and called her cousin a "chump".

So, anyway, I hope everyone has a HAPPY HOLIDAY, whatever it is that you celebrate... and if you don't celebrate anything... hopefully you'll just have a good time, whatever you do.