maryjane

i was the maid of honor in my friend's wedding last night, and at the reception, the bride threw the bouquet and it landed right in my tits!!!!
you should have seen my face!!!!! i was shocked and horrified!!! i gotta say that was the first wedding i was ever in and it was pretty fun, a little stressful too, but otherwise fun. i got to sit at the head table and get all kinds of pictures, throw a bridal shower and bachelorette party. my friend rules and i am glad to have been a part of it all- and now since i caught the bouquet and everyhting, i guess she's gona be doing it for me
i'm now taking applications for a husband.
please include the years of experience you have with demanding, stoned hippies. all applications wil be considered. no experience? don't worry, i'll train the right person
:mj: