marybee

Today I went walking down town and listening to my new walkman. I was starting to go home when I caught what looked like hundreds of bats out of the corner of my eye. They all quickly landed but when I turned the street I saw it again. As I got closer I realized that they were on top of the parking garage so I decided to go up and check them out. As I went up the stairs I began to hear cawing and it turned out to be hundreds of crows. I stayed inside the stair well for fear of being pooped on but a couple of them spotted me and all of them took off; circling the parking garage until I left. I felt intimidating..grrr rrr. I felt like I should go find a phone booth and take cover but instead I just went and circled the block a few more times before going home. I have this bitchy neighbor who hates music and the thought of people having fun so I'll probably be taking those walks alot until our lease is up in August.


Heres a question for anyone who wants to answer:

Would you rather have no nose, no bottom lip, or no finger nails?


....chickens are ugly bok