gee wiz you guys got pretty excited about that last anger management entry! hmmmm...hahaha
heres another immature thing you can do when you are upset.......
1. buy a box of fruit loops.
2. walk with your cereal in hand to the nearest IRS office, phone company, tele-sales building, or any other universally annoying local institution. find a blank wall that belongs to this institution.
3. eat a whole bunch of one color of the fruit loops at once, swallow. spit on the wall.
4. your spit will be the color of the fruitloop you chose. now pick another, and so on, and spit out a whole colored picture of the person or thing that is on your nerves.
5. it just makes it that much better the your stained spit is all over the IRS office wall. next time you see how much state taxes are removed from your paycheck you can at least smile for a second.
booze or beer is a nice prelude to this suggestion. but not so much that the cereal makes you sick. the pictures just not as cool after you barf on it, you know?
you wont get any grown-up points for this, but who really gives a shit when your in the kind of mood.
by the way i read a great book the other day...read it in a day.
"the perks of being a wallflower" by stephen chbosky.
i recommend it.
heres another immature thing you can do when you are upset.......
1. buy a box of fruit loops.
2. walk with your cereal in hand to the nearest IRS office, phone company, tele-sales building, or any other universally annoying local institution. find a blank wall that belongs to this institution.
3. eat a whole bunch of one color of the fruit loops at once, swallow. spit on the wall.
4. your spit will be the color of the fruitloop you chose. now pick another, and so on, and spit out a whole colored picture of the person or thing that is on your nerves.
5. it just makes it that much better the your stained spit is all over the IRS office wall. next time you see how much state taxes are removed from your paycheck you can at least smile for a second.
booze or beer is a nice prelude to this suggestion. but not so much that the cereal makes you sick. the pictures just not as cool after you barf on it, you know?
you wont get any grown-up points for this, but who really gives a shit when your in the kind of mood.
by the way i read a great book the other day...read it in a day.
"the perks of being a wallflower" by stephen chbosky.
i recommend it.
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helena:
love that idea....love that book...and LOVE your new set.
howdy:
What a great set. Pity that men's rooms in clubs never have anything like Mary in them...or do I just need to visit more clubs? 