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Monday Apr 21, 2008

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ok, so time for a new post. Let me tell you about this weekend which was awesome.

As some of you know Harlot came to visit me. who by the way is hottttt!!! So here's a recap.

Firday:
I pick her up from the airport and she almost runs me over!!! i know! haha, just kidding she looks great in person, better than pics. she is taller than me so i have my face in her chest most of the time.

we get back check into the hotel relax for a bit and grab some in and out. we didn't do much cause the next day we had an early morning.

Saturday:
wake up at the butt crack of dawn, or at least attempt to. and we head down to San Diego to go see Fuckin Shamu!!! we get there do the seaworld thing look at pengins, sharks, and all the other animals... then we caught the Dolphin and shamu show. no let me tell you, they take those shows waaaaaay to seriously. all i've got o say is "Sham Slam".

we drive back and we were tired for walking all day so we order in chinese, which was pretty good.

Sunday:
Sunday my buddy needed some help with his new house so we drive out to help. well on the way out there this is what happens.

"I... im... getting pulled over"

yeah i got pulled over for speeding. I DIDN"T CRY!!! but i did get all nervous. and this is how the conversation with the cop pretty much went.

"how you doing sir?"

"how you doing?"

"you know why i pulled you over?"

"Honestly i dont" (even though i was pretty sure i was speeding and driving with an expired registration)

"you dont? well i got you going 85"

"really?"

"yeah, can i see your license and registration?"

"sure"

I pull out my license but i can't find my registration.

"have you had any speeding tickets?"

"I haven't been pulled over since 98."

"well i'll tell you what, just slow down."

I got out of a ticket and my palms were all sweaty. Phew!!!

so we get out there and i was helping my friend getting door locks. something that only should have taking a few hours turned out to be an all day adventure. Lets just say Lisa wasn't too happy about spending the day at lowes bored out of her mind.

we finally get back to the hotel and we go to dinner. well we get home and someone decides they wanna get drunk and starts drinking the half bottle of Ketel One and Cherry Coke Zero. what was supposed to be a fun night of drunken activities turned out to be Harlot swaying back and forth running to the bathroom... goooooood times!!!

Monday:
wake up this morning, pack up and drop Lisa off at the airport. She's an awesome chick and i'm glad i spent the weekend with her. It was great! Hopefully we get to visit again
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
harlot:
Okay okay.

Maybe you didnt cry on the outside. But you defintely cried on the inside.

It was cute and hilarious!
Apr 22, 2008
harlot:
Apr 23, 2008

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