MMMmmMMMmm
their little heads
their little heads
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dear god;
please just fucking kill me and get it over with.
thanks.
your humble servant,
nick
please just fucking kill me and get it over with.
thanks.
your humble servant,
nick
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tao1:
dear nick:
fux u aye?
your deity who gets less action than his priests,
god
fux u aye?
your deity who gets less action than his priests,
god
mistressmissy:
dear boyfriend,
come over. please. if you dont i think im going to kill someone. bad night. VERY bad night. i wish death upon all dispatchers named wanda. i dont care when. i dont care if im still sleeping when you get here. just come over. crawl in bed with me if need be.
*muah* thanks
your sleepy girl,
missy
come over. please. if you dont i think im going to kill someone. bad night. VERY bad night. i wish death upon all dispatchers named wanda. i dont care when. i dont care if im still sleeping when you get here. just come over. crawl in bed with me if need be.
*muah* thanks
your sleepy girl,
missy
missy made it here without getting lost. im proud of her. and now im going to ignore her and play metroid prime while she sits naked on my computer talking on irc.
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martini2:
i wanted to kill the goddamn omega pirate.
dont question my manhood, mr pants. ill ruin you@#$
and kraken, it was a cd of mp3s, thus the non play in car situation. im not a total retard.
dont question my manhood, mr pants. ill ruin you@#$
and kraken, it was a cd of mp3s, thus the non play in car situation. im not a total retard.
mistressmissy:
but i am
pretty hard to hate the world today.
oh well...
oh well...
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mistressmissy:
no worries. ill be naked in your bed tomorrow hahaha. theres no way youll be having a case of the mondays.
holdensolo:
Oh my God............He's....he's......happy!
been listening to harsh industrial-ish music all day.
black lung - uncomfortable questions for comfortable people
soma - stygian vistas
black lung - rhic edom
black lung - the andronechron incident
soma - the inner cinema
black lung - silent weapons for slient wars
black lung - the depopulation bomb
snog - beyond the valley of the proles
soma - my ancient vihmanna
while not...
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black lung - uncomfortable questions for comfortable people
soma - stygian vistas
black lung - rhic edom
black lung - the andronechron incident
soma - the inner cinema
black lung - silent weapons for slient wars
black lung - the depopulation bomb
snog - beyond the valley of the proles
soma - my ancient vihmanna
while not...
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martini2:
man i need a week to recover... im all sore and shit.
WHATS THE FUCKING FORMULA FOR THE KISSY FACE PICTURE THING GODDAMIT IN NOT INTERWEB SAVVY
WHATS THE FUCKING FORMULA FOR THE KISSY FACE PICTURE THING GODDAMIT IN NOT INTERWEB SAVVY
mistressmissy:
you're not the only one nick.
and you just type : kiss : with no spaces.
praise allah he replied
[Edited on Apr 19, 2003]
and you just type : kiss : with no spaces.
praise allah he replied
[Edited on Apr 19, 2003]
IM EMO I WROTE A BOT TO MAKE POSTS FOR ME
(insert angsty whining)
(insert misanthropic view)
(insert sweeping generalizations)
(insert pleading for someone to kill me)
(insert closing comments)
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misanthropia
(insert angsty whining)
(insert misanthropic view)
(insert sweeping generalizations)
(insert pleading for someone to kill me)
(insert closing comments)
--
misanthropia
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mistressmissy:
but umm nick you're not emo
martini2:
yeah i know.
im not technically 100% sure what emo even is, but im pretty sure im not it.
thats why i wrote the bot; it can be emo for me, since i fail so wonderfully at it.
im not technically 100% sure what emo even is, but im pretty sure im not it.
thats why i wrote the bot; it can be emo for me, since i fail so wonderfully at it.
the fucking rental sucks for the following reasons:
A: automatic
B: purple
C: no power steering. its like fighting a goddamn bus to turn it. i gave my non-power steering days when i parked the beetle in the garage for good.
D: pickup is pretty poor
all in all, i want everyone who was involved with hitting my car, and their families, to die painful,...
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A: automatic
B: purple
C: no power steering. its like fighting a goddamn bus to turn it. i gave my non-power steering days when i parked the beetle in the garage for good.
D: pickup is pretty poor
all in all, i want everyone who was involved with hitting my car, and their families, to die painful,...
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mykra:
Yes, death by a fatal case of hepatitis to the brain for those bastards!
What kind of car is this? And are you going to have to get a new one, or is this just a holdover till the old one gets outta the shop?
JS
What kind of car is this? And are you going to have to get a new one, or is this just a holdover till the old one gets outta the shop?
JS
martini2:
im not sure what kind it is... its blue.
um, im having the door replace on my car, then ill get it back, so i guess its a rental. really shoulda splurged and got the POWER FUCKING STEERING for a buck a day more. ive had my fill of powerless cars (beetle).
um, im having the door replace on my car, then ill get it back, so i guess its a rental. really shoulda splurged and got the POWER FUCKING STEERING for a buck a day more. ive had my fill of powerless cars (beetle).
overhauled my website tonight, complete rework of it.
not that it matters, of course.
[21:46:36] (@ikari) i wonder where i can get bread and butter pudding in sydney
[21:46:48] ( annie) ew
[21:46:48] ( annie) jesus
[21:46:54] ( annie) what a foul sounding food
[21:47:05] (@ikari) yeah
[21:47:11] (@ikari) fucking hate it
aussies.
not that it matters, of course.
[21:46:36] (@ikari) i wonder where i can get bread and butter pudding in sydney
[21:46:48] ( annie) ew
[21:46:48] ( annie) jesus
[21:46:54] ( annie) what a foul sounding food
[21:47:05] (@ikari) yeah
[21:47:11] (@ikari) fucking hate it
aussies.
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holdensolo:
Nick if you get anymore emo I'm going to have to add you to my "crush" list - drop your damn balls and let's go get into a fight at a redneck bar.
"I don't want to die without any scars."
"I don't want to die without any scars."
mistressmissy:
you know im starting to think holden wants to make out with you more than me.
the ultimate perfect girl for nick:
must be able to tolerate nick.
!fin!
i dont have high standards, clearly.
must be able to tolerate nick.
!fin!
i dont have high standards, clearly.
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mistressmissy:
...ill never get any big tits in my face...
...i always wanted to do it doggy style...
...i always wanted to do it doggy style...
holdensolo:
I got carried away, my bad dude. I'll make it up to you somehow.
i had the pleasure of spending from 1pm till about 6pm standing on the front lawn with a half-deaf police officer.
see the thing is, apparently the fucksticks who moved in across the street are unable to drive properly.
i get up at 10, fuck off for a few hours, and get ready to go to the store. walk outside, damn its a nice day...
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tao1:
so, a guy I knew in college had that same crippling handicap that you do, and we were in the student center one day, and he said something about someone across the room, and I said, "who?" he said, "the guy in the red shirt over there." I said, "there isn't anyone with a red shirt on over there." "yes there is, he's right there." "no dude, there aren't any red shirts in here that I can see." at this point he jumps up and waves his arm wildly and points directly at some poor shmuck and yells, "THAT GUY, RIGHT THERE, WEARING A RED SHIRT!" I said, "neil, that's a black shirt." you'd think someone that was color blind would be less determined about declarations of color.
martini2:
blow me, mr tao.
i still insist the bg to this site is blue but GLAUGHAUGH nate mocked me so.
not nate you, nate artifex.
i still insist the bg to this site is blue but GLAUGHAUGH nate mocked me so.
not nate you, nate artifex.
WHY WONT YOU SAVE MY MOTHERFUCKING COOKIE WHEN I LOG IN SWEET WEEPING JESUS
and umm... im going out tonight apparently. gonna goddamn social butterfly (thanks to booze).
woot!@#
ps- someone show me how to make a custom eventhandler in C# im failing left right up and down.
and umm... im going out tonight apparently. gonna goddamn social butterfly (thanks to booze).
woot!@#
ps- someone show me how to make a custom eventhandler in C# im failing left right up and down.
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martini2:
tallyho-tel is 39.95 per hour.
comes with free crackwhores too i think.
im outside, filing a fucking police report, taking forever. gonna have a nice long, hate filled post later on regarding this.
comes with free crackwhores too i think.
im outside, filing a fucking police report, taking forever. gonna have a nice long, hate filled post later on regarding this.
mistressmissy:
ACTUALLY the tallyho-tel is 29.95 haha. and i cant wait to hear the interesting story behind the police report.
HEY LOOK IM A LINK!!!!!!!!! RIFE WITH FAILURE AND TOO MANY CHARACTERS
someone care to explain to me exactly what THE FUCK is wrong with this country?
(religion)
god you're fucked up, just shut up and save us all.
someone care to explain to me exactly what THE FUCK is wrong with this country?
(religion)
god you're fucked up, just shut up and save us all.
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martini2:
dont make me break you little man!@#
and, who could be negative about sex?
well, i can think of scenarios, so i guess dont answer that. (IF YOU COULD HARRRRRRRRRR)
and, who could be negative about sex?
well, i can think of scenarios, so i guess dont answer that. (IF YOU COULD HARRRRRRRRRR)
tao1:
'who could be negative about sex'
how about the complete and utter lack thereof?
welcome to my life
how about the complete and utter lack thereof?
welcome to my life
my foot itches.
*kisses*
hey nick, you're back's lookin all fine and shit all tore up.. yeah baby, you're as hot as a 12 year old rape victem