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A little bit more about me:

Sep 7, 2014
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I have always been a dreamer, had a 1000 dreams. Some based in fantasy like becoming a famous writer and selling my life story and making it such a good story that it becomes an international bestseller, I could live on the earnings while scratching my belly in my 1000m2 mansion. One of my more realistic dreams is becoming a Monologist.

I love laughing, but I love making people laugh a whole lot more. I constantly try to find the sarcastic punchline in the things around me, from T.V to things I see on the street. I know they say that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but people also claim to be inteligent. Needless to say it's lika an addiction, I cant stop trying until someone is laughing

So, why aren't I a monologist? Well...... it's not an easy question to answer. But I can tell you that I have tried, actually performed a few monologues ( very few ) and I had a blast doing it, but then my inner critic kicks in, it's not enough she whispers, you're not good enough and it's a lot easier to fail. Anywho, dreams are beautiful and I will keep dreaming for the mean time...who knows, maybe one day a talent scout will overhear me performing for some friends and gasp and say " This kids got talent" and BOOM superstardom here I come hahahaha In the mean time I'm happy making sure my loved ones always have something to laugh about and thats enough for me. Keep on dreaming.

Un poco mas de mi:

Desde siempre he tenido mogollon de sueños, unos muy fantaseosos como ser escritora y vender la historia de mi vida yhacer que se a tan bueno que en nada sea besteller y vivir del cuento mientras me rasco la barriga en mi mansion de 1000 metros, y otros mas “realistas” supongo que es ser monologuista.

Adoro reirme pero mas adoro hacer reir, me encanta hacer sarcasmos sobre todo lo que veo en la tele o en la calle, hay dias en que estoy que lo parto y otros en los que doy n pco de pena, pero no puedo parar hasta hacer reir a alguien, es como una adicción.
Que porqué no lo soy? Bueno... no se como responder a eso, pero puedo deciros que he hecho algun monologo (muy pocos) y me lo he pasado muy bien, pero luego empiezo a pensar que no es suficiente, y siempre me autocastigo diciendome que no vale mucho, y que el fracaso es muy facil.

Asi que bueno, soñar es bonito y lo seguire haciendo... Quien sabe, alomejor algun dia un cazatalento me escucha haciendo mis minimonologos a mis amigos y piensa “eh! Esta chica es buena” y de alli al estrellato hahaha pero demomento, hacer reir a mis seres queridos me basta.

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nighthowler:
Follow your dreams sweetheart! Sign up for open mike comedy nights and have your friends come also. Make it fun for you and them. Enjoy yourself and what others are doing! Practice your art with friends and everyone for that matter and also on stage to get your timing and punch lines down. Watch videos of comedians preforming. Do not let anyone tell you that you can not do it! Remember even professional comedians have off days. It is all up to you to follow through with your dreams darling you just have to grab the star and hold on!
Sep 13, 2014
marteline:
thank you so much guys! <3 @anti_anti @nighthowler
Sep 14, 2014

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