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marsmars

Long Beach, CA

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Tuesday Apr 04, 2006

Apr 4, 2006
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I'm really in a pickle now...

The little tracker scroller round thing on my mouse is non-functioning. Now to approximate its effects, I have to go to the scroll-bar in windows, or physically slide the volume in my winamp. I was frustrated after just having done it the first time. Now repeat what was once a highly efficient and purposeful operation thousands of times in a day, and abandon it for some unfathomable second-at-best, and you may begin to grasp my woes.

Make no mistake about it: this is a Category-A Disaster. At the conclusion of this transmission, I am going to have to move my mouse to the bottom of this page using a radically inefficient process that involves too many movements of my wrist and fingers, throwing the whole affair into a siezureiffic and carpal mess.

blackeyed

On a totally different aside: Who remembers rubbing-off the black gunk which accumulated on mouse-balls, when we still used them? That had to be one of my most sought-after and therapeutic exercises.

takesatraintocry:
I have a salaried, eton educated servant whose sole function in my household is to wash the black gunk from my balls. Her name is Edith, and she smells of freshly quartered honeydew melons.

PS your thunder is discreet.

edit: is Eton coeducational? I dunno.

[Edited on Apr 06, 2006 1:03AM]
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