marsmars's SuicideGirls Blog

I'm so lazy. It should be known that the reason why I post so sparingly is not due to any lack of creative content. It's just that I accidentally wipe my cookiees on my machine often, and then SG.com forgets the temporary random-digit password that I've already been too lazy to change forever. Then I have to go to my e-mail, dig it up, and...
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takesatraintocry:

Bllllllllaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

How's life man? I need a muse. Have any spare muses? I checked Home Depot and they're out.

Aug 8, 2006

admiral_pants:

What the hell happened to you?
We used to be pals!
You look kind of like Craig Kilborn in your profile picture!

Sep 19, 2006

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marsmars:

I am... alive and well.

-L

May 31, 2006

takesatraintocry:

That was the single most inpenetrable comment I've ever read. Nippon, hoooo! Good to know you're still OK.

May 31, 2006

JESUS F'ING CHRIST! I'm BLIND!

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takesatraintocry:

How un-Left, sir!

May 22, 2006

bastardo:

Happy Pre-UnBirthday old chap!

May 25, 2006

Update: My ball started working again. Yay!

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takesatraintocry:

But what's funny is that I knew I knew that name, but my first thought was that you were asking me if I was in AA.

Apr 26, 2006

marsmars:

Apr 27, 2006

I'm really in a pickle now...

The little tracker scroller round thing on my mouse is non-functioning. Now to approximate its effects, I have to go to the scroll-bar in windows, or physically slide the volume in my winamp. I was frustrated after just having done it the first time. Now repeat what was once a highly efficient and purposeful operation thousands of times in...
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takesatraintocry:

I have a salaried, eton educated servant whose sole function in my household is to wash the black gunk from my balls. Her name is Edith, and she smells of freshly quartered honeydew melons.

PS your thunder is discreet.

edit: is Eton coeducational? I dunno.

[Edited on Apr 06, 2006 1:03AM]

Apr 4, 2006

takesatraintocry:

Oh Left, I'm all atwitter now, having gazed upon that immortal visage. Thankyou for your kind words, and that lovely pic.

Speaking of which, I've seen this pup before: