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Thursday May 24, 2007

May 24, 2007
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Today is so weird. I'm cruising down 41 in lovely Hammond and WHAM! Something flies into the road and my F-150 crushes it completely. I saw it, but while going 55 m.p.h. it made it a bit hard to slam on the brakes or move.

Ready for what it was?

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A fucking bed! They had beds set outside a furniture store and two of them flew into traffic. I killed mine, while the car next to me stopped in time. Beds that fly? Yep! It sure was windy as hell. The beds had a mattress and bed spring and cheap wooden frame. Ha ha furniture! Ha ha!



Not even two minutes later, seriously about two minutes later, I pull over to type out my next work order. I'm still amused over crushing that bed and start to chuckle to myself. Then, WHAM! Holy shit! eeek eeek

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The house I'm parked infront of has a side window that's about 4 x 4. One sheet of glass in the window. The glass falls out of the window, and smashes on top of a tree stump. The window seriously just fell out! I don't feel bad though, because the people that came out to see what happened were gangsters. Ha ha!



The day's not over. Yesterday a bolt came lose on my brakes or whatever and my truck just started to shake like the engine was going to die. Shit son, shit!

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Midas fixed it, those bastards! I lost an hour of my work day to get one bolt replaced. >.< Whew! Only a bolt.



Back to today now. I get a phone call at the beginning of my work day. "Baby, I think something's wrong with the car." I'm thinking no biggy! Mine fucked up yesterday. I figured it was just a belt problem. But no, ha ha on me!

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My 300 M needs a new engine. >.< ARE YOU SERIOUS MR. MECHANIC?! OMGZ!!!!111



Yep, srsly. My 300 M is dead and currently in Bloomington, IL with the hubby while my ass is in good 'ol G.I.
Instead of buying a new engine for around $2500, we're going to buy a new car tomorrow. There's only around $6000 left on the loan, so it's not too bad. We'll get around $2500 for the trade-in and rebates. The awesome part is I get to pick! I kinda picked the truck last time for work, but this time I get to be all fancy.

Last time we were at the dealership the guy laughed at me when I told him my truck had to have a moonroof. Then he proceeded to show me a truck with "cool decals" Fuck you MR. CAR MAN! haha, I got my moonroof and avoided lame ass flame stickers. Hybrid whatever your name is here I come! Moonroof, heated seats, very fuel friendly love love

Currently it costs me $80 to fill up the truck. $35 for the car. Together we use around $70 of gas per day we work. We work 5-6 days a week. GAH! I feel robbed. Tomorrow this car will make me feel better about this mess. Only bad thing is I have to leave to go to Bloomington tonight or tomorrow so we can buy the car. Than I have to work. Than it's party time!

p.s. I'm really sad my belly button ring ripped. >.<

p.p.s. I got my tattoos fixed! score one for me!

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