marshieparshie

so i show up to work today totally dressed for seduction only to find out the woman i wanted to entice wasn't there today. i guess she took the day off for her birthday. it was ironic that she was gone today because tonight i had a third option make itself apparent. now i'm even more confused about what to do. i had a class with this girl last semester and i thought she was totally hot, but i also thought i was going out with someone at the time, so i never thought of making any attempt to show her i was interested. now i find out she had a crush on me, but the problem is that i don't have much respect for her major. despite this, i think i'm going to call her sometime this week and see if she wants to go on a date. then maybe we could mess around with my friend's sister because they're friends. then i could invite the forty year old from work.....then we could get jen plasmeier to come over and we'd have the best sex party eeeeevvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr. seriously dood. everything's starting to make sense now.....too bad i'm going to have to wake up from this dream soon.....

i have two new loves in my life: DJ Spooky and John Cage. check them out when you get a chance.