in my advertising class there is a girl who sits in front of me.. this girl has a tendency to stretch her back and let her hair fall on to my desk. when it happens i usually just turn to the guy next to me and we laugh about it.. because i dont know if she is fully aware of how rude it actually is. but today.. today was too much. she was wearing an off the shoulder shirt and i noticed dry flaky skin on her back, probably from tanning. she did her usual stretch and let her hair fall. but then, as she was reclined on my desk, she scratched her back.. her skin flaked off and fell on to my notebook. what.. what?? who does that?! what i should have done was grab her face and force her to lick her dead flesh off of my notebook. but i didnt. i didnt want to embarrass her or anything. so i just gagged a little and swept it off. then gagged again.
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dolorian:
hehe... stupid dead flesh sheddin girl.
vim:
dude cut that shit off next time she does it....you have my permission.

