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HOW CAN YOU GO ON WITHOUT KNOWING THESE THINGS?!

In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed
to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the
rule of thumb"


Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was
ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered
into the English language.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US
Treasury.

Men can read smaller print than women can.

Women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to
work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%

The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

Cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of 11: $6,400

The average number of people airborne over the US any given
hour: 61,000

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.


The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National
Monuments.


Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king
from history:

Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front
legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg
in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the
horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July
4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August
2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace

Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular
boat name requested?
A. Obsession

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to
go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand

Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers,
and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.

Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey

Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day
of the year?
A. Father's Day

In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames
by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the
bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."


It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that
for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his
son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and
because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey
month, which we know today as the honeymoon.


In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in
old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them
"Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."
It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"


Many years ago, in England, pub frequenters had a whistle
baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a
refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the
phrase inspired by this practice.

~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~

At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their
elbow.

Have a great day!