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Friday Dec 17, 2004

Dec 17, 2004
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Toot: Hey look what I found in your ear! Is it a quarter?
Ling-Ling perks up
Toot: Oh no! It's a TUMOR!
Ling-Ling becomes disappointed, Toot licks him, and passes him to Wooldoor
Wooldoor: Heya Ling-Ling, you uh... excited for Christmas?
Ling-Ling perka up and nods
Wooldoor: Oh no its a TUMOR!
Wooldoor licks Ling-Ling

my internets are broken.... I need to fix it before I post more.
VIEW 17 of 17 COMMENTS
kayd8284:
so i guess i'll blame this shit on you then..
how can you break the internet?
tongue internet breaker tongue
uurrrggg i sooo kiddin darlin kiss
Dec 22, 2004
zaksmith:
Hiya, I just wanted to belatedly thank you for the nice stuff you said about my art months ago, back before I was being a good, paying-attention-to-whats-going-on-on-SG member.
i am completely inarticulate at the moment, having just realized there was a "SG Painting Goes To Major Collection Thread" and spent the last 2 hours telling everybody thanks. Stop by my profile if you want articulate zak.
sorry your internet's fucked.
-zak smith
Dec 22, 2004

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