Saturday May 01, 2004

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Now Hiring:

Person to live in my closet and rub my back when needed. Must make a good pillow. Pay is negotiable and no experience is required. Must be attractive. Mutes are great b/c I don't want to hear your shit!

This is my new goal in life. Packing sucks and I have no time. ooo aaa
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johnnyforeigner:
Thanks for the offer of listening, it was very kind. The thing is though, I really need to talk to people who know me and understand me, and the people I'm closest to I can't really share all the stuff I'm going through with for various reasons. Thaks again, though.

As for the back-rubbing... well, I WILL need a new job soon... confused
serenity1:
You can have me, but your terrorism of my teddy bear has got to stop. To even believe that my teddy should soon have the indignity of appearing on a pornographic website, WITH A NUDE WOMAN, no less is terrible. He's working on his aim.
wink

Love ya girl. Talk to you when the brutal indignity of finals come to their graceless conclusion (sorry, first Tolstoy and now Eliot have abused my vocabulary and phrasing most horridly).

Serenity

[Edited on May 03, 2004 6:00PM]

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