marky

i'm 27 in 2 weeks time.. and i think the spammers know i'm getting (and dreading) being old..

this was in my spam box today..

From: chanel.grimmettk2a@gmail.com
Subject: Trick Mother Nature!
Date: February 22, 2006 10:25:43 GMT
To: markyspam@spammyspamspam.com

After the age of twenty-one, your body slowly stops releasing an important hormone known as HGH (Human Growth Hormone).

The reduction of HGH, which regulates levels of other hormones in the body (including testosterone, estrogen, progesterone, and melatonin) is directly responsible for many of the most common signs of growing old, such as wrinkles, gray hair, decreased energy, and diminished sexual function.

Human Growth Hormone will normally yield the following results:
- Boost your immune system
- Rejuvenate your body and mind
- Feel & look younger
- Reduce wrinkles, lose weight, decrease cellulite
- Restore your sex drive and vigor
- Revitalize your heart, liver, kidneys & lungs
- Maintain muscle mass
- Refresh memory, mood and mental energy
- Sleep soundly and awake rested
- Help eliminate stress, fatigue and depression


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thanks spammers for putting me in a good mood.. you make me feel old..