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Tuesday Jan 17, 2006

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time for some fun.. .

I ate pizza with Jessica Simpson Because im a ninja

ok.. work yours out..


********Pick the month u were born in***********
January: I made out with
February: I hate
March: I ate pizza with
April: I get horny wen i see
May: I love
June: I made a porno with
July: I raped
August: I kissed
September: I did
October: I pissed on
Novemeber: I shot
December: I masterbated 2 pictures of


********Pick the date of your birthday*********
1: Quagmire
2: a Queer guy
3: My Mom
4: The Village People
5: My Cousin
6: The mailman
7: Jessica Simpson
8: Some Random Chick
9: Derek Jeter
10: A Fat Guy
11: A Kit-Kat Bar
12: Mi Dog Skippy
13: The Cable Guy
14: A Pimp Gangsta
15: John Stamos
16: A bum
17: Britney Spears
18: A DVD Player
19: This Farmer
20: A Lesbian
21: A Pile of Dog Shit
22: The McDonalds Cashier
23: Ludacris
24: AC/DC
25: A cop
26: Mi Neighbor's Cat
27: Jerry Springer
28: A Retarded Frog
29: Spiderman
30: Hilary Duff
31: A Zombie

*********Pick the First Letter of Ur first Name**********
A: Because i got high
B: Because i like taco bell
C: Because im cool like that
D: Because im Queer
E: Because i want fast food
F: Because my mom told me 2
G: Because i hate Russians
H: Because i wanted to be his bitch
I: Because they suck
J: Because i had too much vodka
K: Because i had kids
L: Because no one likes me
M: Because im a ninja
N: Because im mentally unstable
O: Because im the koolest person ever
P: Because i ate shellfish
Q: Because i just had breakfast
R: Because im cookoo for coco puffs
S: Because i got drunk
T: Because im gangsta
U: Because i dont like mint ice cream
V: Because i love waffles
W: Because im a dirty mexican
X: Because i have a first name that starts with an X
Y: Because im blonde
Z: Because i have a third nipple
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catagogo:
i kissed a lesbian because i'm cool like that...


i've said something really similar in real life.
kiss
Jan 18, 2006
muse_:
i made a porno with a pimp gangsta because i am a gangsta

i loved that lol
Jan 19, 2006

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