Mens magazines are mighty scary things.
I say this because in this month's issue of FHM (Sorry, I do occasionally buy chavtastic magazines) 56% of all women say size does matter, though thicker is better. Hmmm. I'm not hugely worried since I don't have titchy todger as t'wer, but how big is 'better'? You can't just grow your penis, does that mean that being just above average means you ain't got a chance at being a good lover? Also, 73% prefer bad boys. Fair enough. How do you define 'bad boy' though? I wouldn't call myself one really. I've done some pretty appalling things (which I would only ever mention to someone in person) but I wouldn't say I was a 'bad boy'.
Probably why I don't score much
Interestingly, it also mentioned that the women who wanted a one night stand expected at least one hour of sex - sometimes its random. Sex can last an hour, two hours, or half an hour. It depends on my mood, I guess.
All this stuff succeeds in doing is making me a) horny and b) convinced I can never truly pleasure a woman
Not to say I'm not capable of this stuff, but it does make me insecure. Y'see, my last girlfriend and I had problems. I was having difficulty performing for her because I felt under pressure to do so - she said I shoudln't feel under pressure, but it was painfully clear that she got in a sulk when I wasn't really up for it. It got worse as time went on, since the more she freaked out after failed attempts the more nervous I would get. The girlfriend I had before that was always comfortable, never felt the need to mention anything...it was nice and we had a VERY satisfying sex life. It also didin't help that my most recent girlfriend was causing me huge grief over our relationship.
There, I've said it. Ah well, good to get it out in the open I suppose, and we're not going out so I can find a girl more comfortable with all this.
Just hope the next time i can get back to my studly ways....
I say this because in this month's issue of FHM (Sorry, I do occasionally buy chavtastic magazines) 56% of all women say size does matter, though thicker is better. Hmmm. I'm not hugely worried since I don't have titchy todger as t'wer, but how big is 'better'? You can't just grow your penis, does that mean that being just above average means you ain't got a chance at being a good lover? Also, 73% prefer bad boys. Fair enough. How do you define 'bad boy' though? I wouldn't call myself one really. I've done some pretty appalling things (which I would only ever mention to someone in person) but I wouldn't say I was a 'bad boy'.
Probably why I don't score much
Interestingly, it also mentioned that the women who wanted a one night stand expected at least one hour of sex - sometimes its random. Sex can last an hour, two hours, or half an hour. It depends on my mood, I guess.
All this stuff succeeds in doing is making me a) horny and b) convinced I can never truly pleasure a woman
Not to say I'm not capable of this stuff, but it does make me insecure. Y'see, my last girlfriend and I had problems. I was having difficulty performing for her because I felt under pressure to do so - she said I shoudln't feel under pressure, but it was painfully clear that she got in a sulk when I wasn't really up for it. It got worse as time went on, since the more she freaked out after failed attempts the more nervous I would get. The girlfriend I had before that was always comfortable, never felt the need to mention anything...it was nice and we had a VERY satisfying sex life. It also didin't help that my most recent girlfriend was causing me huge grief over our relationship.
There, I've said it. Ah well, good to get it out in the open I suppose, and we're not going out so I can find a girl more comfortable with all this.
Just hope the next time i can get back to my studly ways....
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